[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
PRINCESS: Finn! Finn!
Finn, where are you?
I need you to try this.
I'll be there in a sec.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
What's the status? - Good, man.
Nice. Seal the deal, bro.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Okay, man. Whatevs.
You can do it! You hear me?
I'm playin' Beemo. Call me later. Bye.
How's Finn's date?
I think it's goin' good.
Unlike your game, boy-eeee.
Where's the key to the tower, Beemo?!
Tell me! Aaaah!
Okay, Finn. She's 13. You're13.
Just have fun. Be yourself.
Whoooooooooooooop!
What's that?
Are you trying to make yourself 18 again?
Nah. This is an instant bath serum.
It makes you sweat cleaning agents.
I don't bathe. I want that.
[SCREAMING]
Hot!
So spice! So spice!
[LAUGHS] You're so spice!
MANFRED: ♪ Bwaa bwaa bwaa bwaa ♪
Announcing the arrival of the Earl of Lemongrab!
[GRUNTS] Aah!
Oooh!
[GROANING]
This castle is in...
unacceptable...
condition!
Unacceptable!
[CROWD MURMURING]
30 days in the dungeon!
- For who? - Everyone in this room.
Aah!
Wait! Wait!
You can't give orders like that!
I'm in charge here, Lemongrab!
Too young!
Too young to rule the kingdom!
Watch your manners with the princess!
Hooooooooo!
- What the huh? - Mm...
I am next in line to the throne,
so I will be in charge
until Princess Bubblegum turns 18 again!
That's bunk! Right, Preebos?
No.
He is rightful ruler under kingdom law.
It's complicated.
I created Lemongrab.
[GASPS]
He was the first one of my experiments gone wrong.
Nyaaaaaaaaaaah!
[SCREAMING]
[GASPS]
And now that I'm younger than him,
he inherits the right to control the throne.
If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a nap.
And clean this place up, or dungeon!
Three hours dungeon!
Who are you talkin' to?
- [ALL GASP] - Three hours dungeon!
Nooooo!
We'll see you in a few hours.
Okay, Starchy? - Yeah, right.
If Starchy survives that long.
Finn, this is dirt balls!
We've got to do something to make him leave!
Yeah!
Like pranking him up his face!
Yeah! And I have the perfect prank!
Come on, Finn.
[LAUGHS]
[CLOCK TICKING]
[CLOCK RINGS, BIRD SQUAWKS]
Huh?
"You... really...
smell... like...
dog buns"?
[SCREAMS]
Well, well, well.
This is everyone, then?
Yes. All the castle staff.
So which one of you was it?
Who did the thing?!
The thing?
[GROANS LOUDLY]
The thing! The thing!
Hey, man! Calm down.
It's just a prank, man. For laughs.
Prank? For laughs?
Yes, of course.
Just a harmless prank...
for laughs.
[LAUGHING]
12 years dungeon, all of you -- dungeon.
Seven years, no trials. - [CROWD GROANING]
Come on. Let's move it.
[SIGHS]
I don't think that worked out too math, Finn.
What? No, no.
He just needs some more prankings to finish the job.
He'll leave the kingdom.
Let's try it my way this time, okay?
Okay.
[BOTH BABBLING SPOOKILY]
Ooh!
[COUGHING, GROANING]
Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one!
[COUGHS]
Keep 'em coming!
I'm not going anywhere!
Ho ha!
[BOTH PANTING]
I got a new plan!
Oh, yeah? What?
We'll work together and use that serum you made,
the one that was "Ah! So spice!"
and spice-bomb him nonstop 'til his butt falls out.
How's that sound?
- [SIGHS] - [SIGHS]
Thank you for releasing me from the dungeon early,
Master Lemongrab.
I determine what is early and what is late,
Mr. Peppermint.
Yes, your Earlness.
Also, I don't know where food comes from.
My lord, food comes from ma--
No! Da-da-da-da-da! No!
That is why I am royal and you are servile!
You ready to pour the stuff?
Yeah. I made it super hot this time.
Wait 'til he opens the lid.
Behold, a plate of mashed carrots, flavor--
[SCREAMING]
Shoot!
Shh.
Stop screaming! Why are you screaming?!
Because I'm excited by this meal I made!
Me, too. I'm excited, too.
[RETCHES]
[SCREAMING]
BOTH: Whoa!
He's eating the dirt. Spice it now!
[SCREAMING]
Apple!
Oh!
Ooh!
Mmm!
Oop.
[SIGHS]
Mmm!
[LAUGHS]
One million years dungeon!
[DOOR SLAMS]
Hmm.
Maybe if we set his butt on fire?
No, Finn. There's only one way.
I just didn't want to have to do it.
If I change myself back to my real age,
I can reclaim the throne.
What?! No!
I mean, uh, you can do that?
Then why did you wait so long?
Because being 13 again is
bloobalooby!
Hmm?
Well, being 18 is all plopdumps and waggle-sags.
I never really get to act like a kid.
But it's okay, really.
My people need me, and that comes first.
Yeah.
The first thing we need is more candyflesh
to increase my biomass.
But I need my lab equipment to engineer it.
PEPPERMINT BUTLER: Not necessarily, m'lady.
[GASPS]
Oh, thank you! Thank you all!
Okay, next we need a bonding agent.
Princess, I think I can help.
Finished!
There's one last thing we need.
Only the heat from a whopping love-hug
can catalyze the re-agifying process.
Are you ready, Princess?
Yes, Finn, but first, I just want to say
how much fun I've had hanging out with you.
Me too!
And I...
I wish I could stay
like this with you, but...
I... I know, Princess.
'Scuse me, Finn.
Yo, Earl!
EARL: What?!
Hey! You're fired, ya butt!
[SCREAMS]
[MUTTERING]
I'm so glad everything's back to normal.
Thanks for all your help, Finn.
Oh! You're welcome.
But, um...
What is it, Finn?
Well, do you, uh...
do you want to hug some more?
[LAUGHS] What? Finn, you silly.
That was like five years ago.
You really got to move on.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
Such a silly boy.
[SIGHS]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Hello.
Hey, man. What's the status?
Bad news, man.
I... I got dumped.
Aw, I'm sorry, Finn.
But look, man, let me share with you a little secret
on how to win the heart of a princess.
It's not easy, but you have to be persistent.
You might have to defeat a demon lord
and warp through several worlds,
but once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs
and produce your magic key you got in the water world
and unlock the chamber door.
Then walk right up to the princess
and you give her a smooch.
[BEEP] Yes!
Does that make sense?
Yeah, man. I see what you're saying.
Thanks, Jake.
Mm-hmm.
[BEEP]
Go up the wizard steps...
[BEEPS, RHYTHMIC BEAT PLAYS]
♪ We're fuh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Finn and Jake ♪
♪ We'll muh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ make-a you, make... ♪
BOTH: ♪ We'll make you cry ♪
♪ Your mama lies ♪
♪ Jake likes pies ♪
♪ I'm a guy who'll stick my stick into your eye ♪
♪ And you'll say why, why, why, why, why? ♪
BOTH: ♪ Why, why, why, why, why? ♪
♪ why, why, why, why, why? ♪
Pizza!
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
[CHUCKLES]
MAN: Sir! My sir! - Hmm?
A message from their majesties.
King and Queen Lumpy Space!
We can't find our baby girl!
Oh! She's been missing for days!
[BOTH SOBBING]
Whoa! Stop your crying, you two.
We'll help you find your daughter.
We'll find her using Jake's muscles.
Dude, show off your muscles. Whoo!
No more tears, booblee bear.
Please, take her these sandwiches we made.
She loves these sandwiches.
Thank you, boys!
Whoo!
Dude, I know where Lumpy Space Princess is.
She's in the woods eating beans.
Mm-hmm.
This is gonna be easy as...
uh...
mm...
Easy as childbirth.
Yeah, okay.
MAN: Oh!
Aah! Oof!
Please! Please, help me.
A monster is terrorizing our village
and has eaten up all the crops!
Why were you up here in this tree?
I thought I saw some food,
and I was hiding from the monster.
[GROANS]
You must help.
Hmm. I guess we can help this guy real quick
and then get back to L.S.P.
Where's your village?
Um...
I don't remember.
Howard remembers.
Hey! It's Howard!
Howard!
You remember where the village is?!
Yeah, I marked it on the map,
but, uh... it's only half --
[BRANCH CRACKS]
Well, we're all ready.
We can't leave yet.
[BRANCH CRACKS]
ALL: Awww.
All right, now we're ready.
What's in the basket?
Samiches!
ALL: Food!
Food! Food!
Wait! You can't eat this food!
It's not ours to give!
[ALL GROAN]
Now show us the way to your town.
Too tired from hunger.
Carry me?
[SIGHS] Okay.
[ALL CHEERING]
The monster lives in that windmill.
We're too scared to go near it.
BOTH: Nothing scares us!
[SHING!]
Be alert.
Anything could pop out of there
and rip our faces off.
Whoo!
[DOOR CREAKS]
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
Be careful, Finn!
[BOTH SCREAM]
It's you!
Finn! What the junk?!
It's you!
Oh! Sandwiches!
L.S.P., what the heck are you doin' here?
Are you in here making out with the monster?
[MUNCHING]
No.
I... am the monster.
Whaaaaaaaaaat?!
It's a long story.
It all started at my lumpin' parents' house.
- Daughter. - Yeah?
How are the sandwiches?
They're lumpin' delicious, mom!
You know, you could enjoy your mom's sandwiches
every day if you came back more often.
No. You can have them delivered to me at my apartment.
We want you to move back home, sweetheart.
What?!
You invited me here under false pretenses?!
Wait, sweetheart!
We're just worried about you.
Ha! Y'all don't think I can make it on my own?!
I'll show you!
I'm running away!
I stormed out and left Lumpy Space forever.
Oh.
And then you found this windmill.
No. Something else happened first.
Keep listening.
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS: I was so cold,
and I was so very hungry.
[MOANS]
Uh, uh!
[VOMITS]
[GROANS]
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Oh, glob!
Maybe I can...
make a shelter out of these nuts.
It's not fair!
I was rescued by a family of wolves.
The Mama Wolf was all like,
"We must take care of her as if she were our own."
And Papa Wolf was all like,
"This is a special child who needs special love
because she's going to be great when she grows up."
So these were talking wolves?
No, they were normal wolves.
I knew what they were thinking
because of their body language.
Stop interrupting, Finn!
I found a home where I could act like myself.
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS: They took care of me.
[ALL HOWLING]
I knew that if my parents could see me now,
they'd be jealous of how lumpin' awesome I am.
Oh, my glob!
But then the drama started.
[GASPS]
Stephanie, Sue, can you guys keep a secret?
[WOLF PANTING]
Okay, here's the secret.
I just saw Jessica making out with Mark...
behind Tony's back.
[WOLF PANTING]
Stephanie, are you even listening?
'Cause I'm kind of freaking out right now!
Tony's gonna come back from hunting
any minute now and --
[WOLF HOWLS]
[GASPS]
Hi, Tony!
Oh, my glob. Guys, what are we gonna --
Oh.
[MUNCHING, FLIES BUZZING]
So, should we say something to Tony?
You guys!
Tony, Jessica's cheating on you!
Oh, my glob! Oh, my glob! Oh, my glob!
Look, I'm sorry.
I know it's none of my business...
I know!
[WOLF HOWLS]
Because I think Tony has a right to know, Stephanie!
[WOLF HOWLS]
Nuh-unh, Miranda! I do not like Tony!
No, Jessica!
Don't cheat on Tony with me!
[WOLVES GROWLING]
Aah! Aah!
Uh! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh, glob!
Ah! Aah!
Oh, glob!
Oh, no!
Ah! Aaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaa! Aaaaaah!
Oh, glob.
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS: I came upon a tribe of villagers.
[GROANING]
Monster!
Oh, I'm so hungry!
[MUNCHING]
Monster!
Ah!
Monster!
Anyway, then I found this windmill,
and whenever I get hungry,
I dress up like the monster,
and I go eat all of the villagers' crops.
L.S.P., you're stealing!
Don't say that!
You're makin' me feel bad.
[SOBBING]
Thanks, Finn.
L.S.P., if you want to feel better,
you should apologize to the farmers and make amends.
- Really? - Yeah. That'll work.
Monster!
Monster! Monster!
Monster!
No! No, wait!
Monster! Monster!
I'm not a monster!
I was just pretending to be a monster.
ALL: Huh?
And I'm sorry that you're starving
because I ate all of your crops,
even though you're all still really fat
and I probably helped you lose some weight.
Did she just call us fat?
Don't get all bent out of shape!
I'm just being honest!
FINN: L.S.P.!
What?
That apology was terrible!
VILLAGER: Look!
The monster eats while it apologizes!
Let's kill it!
[ALL SHOUTING]
Ohh!
[PANTING]
Please don't kill me!
We have to!
Well, you don't have to.
Yeah. You can just let her go.
If we let her go, she'll keep eating our crops,
and we'll starve!
Why don't you just get your parents
to buy you more crops?
We are parents!
Those crops were for our children!
You guys are parents?
Just like my parents...
L.S.P., are you okay?
Yeah, Finn. I'm great.
Here.
I want you to have these sandwiches.
ALL: Sandwiches?
Yeah, they're really good.
They're made with a lot of love.
[ALL MUNCHING]
It's working!
I saved the village!
And that's how I saved the village.
Well, we're just glad you're home.
Whatever.
And thank you, Finn and Jake.
No problem.
Yeah, we didn't really do that much.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN: This party is so crazy!